and yet some how no matter how bad or terible the year before was it always seems to get worse.
sorry to bring a downer on you.
but fear not, its not all bad.
because of that collective delusion.
The nation. nay! the world, will celabrate the new year with a party, but this party isnt all fun and games oh no. its all out war, no really it is.
actually i think we are one simon cowell away from the whole thing being turnd in to one big reallaty show.
the fact of the matter is that evry contry on earth,
will try to out do the other with stupenduse fire work display.
as it happends though it doesnt just end there.
every one will be competing.
who will put on the best party. pitting freind agenst freind in an allout battle of err
partytude
er yeah partytude.
but in end it all boils down to one thing... whos got the most booze.
yeah thats it. its got nothing to do with fireworks music or anything els. face it once the booze has run dry the partys over.
so here are my party tips.
Its very simple. get lots of booze and have a happy new year!
